My new version of The 12 Days of Christmas

You know you are really avoiding cleaning when you sit down and write this....
On the first day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A diaper full of yellow pee.

On the second day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the third day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the fourth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the fifth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee

On the sixth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee

On the seventh day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Seven tears a falling
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the eighth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A wish for eight boobs for milking
Seven tears a falling
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the ninth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Nine slobbery kisses
A wish for eight boobs for milking
Seven tears a falling
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the tenth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Ten hugs with drooling
Nine slobbery kisses
A wish for eight boobs for milking
Seven tears a falling
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Eleven loads of laundry
Ten hugs with drooling
Nine slobbery kisses
A wish for eight boobs for milking
Seven tears a falling
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Twelve months of pure love
Eleven loads of laundry
Ten hugs with drooling
Nine slobbery kisses
A wish for eight boobs for milking
Seven tears a falling
Six poops a laying
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP
Four chubby chins
Three gummy smiles
Two sailor burps
And a diaper full of yellow pee.